V IS FOR VELOCIRAPTOR
If you are in a jungle,
Hunting for a treasure trove,
And you hear a sudden rustle,
Don’t move!
If you are in a jungle,
And you aren’t moving at all,
And you hear another rustle,
Only on the other side,
Stand still!
If you are in a jungle,
Standing very, very still,
And you hear a tiny growling
Coming from the trees behind you,
Just freeze!
If you are in a jungle,
And you’re frozen to the spot
And you see a red eye gleaming
In the darkness right beside you,
Don’t breathe!
If you are in a jungle
And you know they’re all around you,
With their greedy ripping claws,
And their clever bony faces
And their razor shiny teeth,
Don’t hesitate a second:
WAKE UP!
